Thursday, September 28, 2006

Fancy a shag?

In Charleston we encountered our first - and probably most hilarity-causing - cultural difference.

For my American readers, shag to us in England is a rather often-used slang word for sexual intercourse (anyone who has watched Austin Powers will know). In South Carolina, shag is the state dance with a somewhat long history. (State dance?!? Those things exists?! Honestly...) The book "Shagging through the Ages" had us in stitches for about twenty minutes. It included old newspaper articles such as "Shagging world-record broken in Charleston", "Famous artist breaks leg during shag" and "Shag contest draws record audience".

That aside, we had a fantastic time in Charleston. This was definitely one of the absolute highlights of the holiday for both of us. We arrived quite early having left Savannah behind, the drive was only about an hour through some non-descript country roads playing "I Spy" (telephone pole anyone?! It was shocking how hard we found it to guess correctly when there really wasn't that much to see).

We stayed in the Holiday Inn in the historic disctrict and were very pleased to find the hotel had a concierge. Once we met him, I remembered having read about this guy on TripAdvisor as being legendary and I would agree. We waited a while to get to see him but it was well worth it. This guy is magic. He organised our entire visit (he got SO EXCITED when he realised we were from England and about our accents. When I said "brilliant" he nearly fell off his chair as it was his favourite British word!) and got us reservations for dinner and a walking tour the next day. He gave us a map and drew on it where to go that afternoon and we had an absolutely fantastic time!

The weather was lovely once again thankfully and we headed on down King Street which has all the shops. It was SO PRETTY! Everything is old, everything. We strolled down towards the riverside walking through what we were told are the most beautiful streets in Charleston and this wasn't a lie! The houses are all straight from Gone with the Wind - complete with window shutters. I could live there so happily! We saw the house rented previously by Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow, dubbed the Grandest House in Charleston. It was pretty cool! We walked all the way down to the Battery and back up again (so called as during the Civil War and others that's where the guns were). It was like going back in time. I know I've said this before but it really was. I knew Charleston was going to be pretty but I didn't genuinely expect to be quite this impressed!

For dinner we got a bit dressed up and headed on to Hank's Seafood Restaurant as recommended and booked by Kevin the concierge. It was lovely, of course. I had traditional Charleston Prawn Curry, which wasn't really anything special as it really tasted like curry sauce from Tesco's... but the atmosphere etc was great. We proceeded on to enjoy the balmy summer night at the rooftop bar of the Market Pavilion Hotel.

The views again - gorgeous!!! Clear night, red moon, a cascading pool and two hot girls with short skirts and a long drink. What more could you ask for? Well perhaps some gorgeous men to buy the drinks for us but you can't have everything... (Please note it must be included in here that Miss S, my partner-in-crime, actually got a free drink from the barman!)

In the morning we trotted off to take part in the guided walk that Kevin the Concierge had booked for us. This would make our trip, he claimed, and he wasn't lying. The guide was so knowledgeable about all things Charleston and although we only walked for about a mile it took two hours and was packed full of facts.

Now those who don't know me very well will not know about my history obsession. I love museums, period dramas (the ones on TV, not the ones of the female variety), old houses, history books and historical adaptations etc. This tour and Charleston in general was full of stuff about history and from the Southern perspective for that matter, not the Northern one, which the one you always read about. Here are some facts we learned and stuff we saw:

*Boring history geek alert*

  • Charleston, originally Charles Town after the contemporary regent, was built as only 4 blocks by 8, so it was TINY and the location was chosen due to the peninsula being easily accessible by boat and thus amenable to trade. Most of the original town is still there!

  • The Civil War started in Charleston both politically and physically. Politically when the democratic party at their annual conference couldn't pick just one presidential candidate (due to booing by hired thugs) and put forward too many. Thus the vote was diluted and Abraham Lincoln was elected president with only 39% of the votes! Thus all the stragglers got upset about the new president and agreed to sign the secession agreement (to sever the Confederate from the Union). The secession was also signed in Charleston, in the building we were in, although it's been knocked down and rebuilt and is now a law firm. And thus the war was pretty much a certainty.

  • The cemetery we went to see houses some 4000 inhabitants, many in mass graves due to illnesses and suchlike. The pirates' flag with skull and crossbones came from the style of gravestones used there as the skull with wings is in fact the angel of death and was used to make people afraid and associate pirates with death. There was also a really cute little cat living under the church!!! (A live one).

  • The Charleston Single House was built in order to protect the inhabitants from the heat and humidity which was unseen to colonists coming from the cold and rainy England. The houses in Charleston all face in the same direction depending on whether they are on north/south or east/west roads - so that they get the minimum amount of sunlight! The houses are all one room wide, not because of frontage tax (we'll come to that in Georgetown) but to be more opulent, and the front door leads to the patio to avoid having to build a corridor through the whole house.

  • The current state of Charleston is quite different from the historical Charleston, as a lot of landfill was developed to grow the peninsula, from rock (there is no natural rock in Charleston, or Savannah for that matter!) and debris that was transported to the country on boats bringing lighter stuff to the country. So a lot of times we were standing on places that started off as river.

  • Almost all the houses on the Battery are original antebellum houses. Hardly any have been destroyed. There was a huge fire that swept across the city and a few hurricanes but apart from small corrections the houses have survived.

  • One of only three(?) surviving buildings where the declaration of Independence was signed is in Charleston. Unfortunately we didn't have time to visit.


  • There was SO MUCH else that we heard and I wish I could remember it all. The tour was really fantastic and packed with information and we enjoyed it muchly. We liked Charleston so much, we just didn't want to leave. But we had to, alas I will be back one day to catch up on all the stuff we didnt get to see.

    From Charleston our journey took us up the coast through Myrtle Beach and Wilmington to Raleigh, NC. Looooooong drive. Boring drive. Raleigh we didn't see much of. Only the Days Inn and the highly authentic Waffle House complete with trailer trash waitress missing all of her front teeth. Lovely.

    Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

    Savannah, GA. No we did not take the midnight train, we drove up the coast from the Sunshine State and arrived outside our Historic Inn about 6pm in the evening. Just in time to have missed out on all the good parking spots and having to drive up to the multi-storey car park. Although this wasn't so bad seeing as we were given a suggestion to park on the roof where the views were truly amazing from.

    The Inn cost us quite a few dollars for the night but it was well worth it. The decor was incredible, we felt as if we had been taken back in time to the 19th Century when the Deep South was still in its glory and Scarlett O'Hara was flouncing around in her giant dresses with young men bringing her all her heart's desires. (Please note this was not exclusive to Savannah, wait til we get to Charleston!)

    Our room on the third floor comprised two humonguous four-poster beds (high enough to provide vertigo to the bravest of travellers), gorgeous high ceilings, wooden furniture, old-style sofas and dressing gowns. And complimentary bottles of water (these were NOT free in DC, $4 I tell you! $4!!!!)

    We spent the evening exploring the riverside of Savannah. The atmosphere was very deep south, weather was warm and there were street performers, musicians etc very relaxed ambiance and generally lovely. We started off at the Savannah Candy Kitchen

    Oh my god we had died and gone to heaven - it's basically a huge sweet shop where they make taffy and praline and chocolates in the premises. The smell was heavenly - we both bought big bags of flavoured taffy, straight from the conveyor. Yum! Obviously we didn't want to spoil our appetites so we only had one... or two... to taste.

    For dinner, since we were in the South, we wanted something local. I was considering for a while having grits but I wasn't quite brave enough. The riverside restaurant we chose looked pretty basic from the outside and the portions looked like nothing special when they arrived but they tasted so good! I had linguine with grouper in breadcrumbs and creamy sauce and I can still taste the lovely flavour. We don't get grouper in England much unless we pay ourselves silly so I was brave and had this whole new kind of fish and I didn't regret it.

    We couldn't find much nightlife in Savannah but that was probably because we were at the opposite end of town to all the bars and only hung around at the riverside, so we had an early night in our gorgeous beds. It was here that I discovered the Gameshow Network. Oh dear, I could spend a long time watching that!

    In order to make the most of the town we got up early, planning to take part in a carriage tour around the town. Unfortunately though, the carriages were booked by a large tourist group so we couldn't have a tour. Instead we walked around the various squares and MAN was it quiet. Admittedly this was Sunday in Georgia so the world and his wife were in church, but we didn't really find much to entertain us in Savannah. So we headed off to Charleston, not so much disappointed with Savannah but perhaps hoping that there had been more to see. A tour would perhaps have provided us with this - goddamn tourist groups!

    Tuesday, September 26, 2006

    First holiday entry - FLORIDA

    So it was that two girls woke up before dawn one Thursday morning and began their journey to the land of the free. Following an eight-hour flight to DC, a half-hour queue through immigration (seriously, a queue of about 50 people all catching connections and you have ONE COUNTER OPEN!!? This was not America's finest moment...) and a lung-destroying run through the terminal, we arrived in Tampa armed only with cameras, money and passports. The mention of the extensive queueing at immigration and the running through the terminal perhaps suggests to you that making the connecting flight was just a teensy weensy bit tight. So much so in fact that they held the gate open just for us, as customs phoned up to get the staff to hold the gate open. A sardonic applauds wouldn't have surprised me.

    The only logical conclusion you can thus come to is that we made it onto the plane to Tampa, but our luggage did not. So our first night was spent with very little to keep us comfortable, as security restrictions meant we couldn't take any cosmetics on the plane. K-Mart was our saviour and after we'd collected Red Randy (yes, we are sad and named our car) we spent a small fortune on girly things. Stuff was SO CHEAP!!! Just as an example a nail care product I regularly buy causes me to cringe every time it is rung through the till at £8.99. Imagine my excitement when I discovered the same product in K-Mart for $2.99. That's like £1.50!!!! Unbelievable.

    Our luggage arrived overnight and being a bit keen we phoned reception at 6am (we woke up early, it was 11am in the UK) to find out if they had appeared and thankfully we were reunited shortly afterwards. So we headed for emBusch Gardens - so much fun! Weather wasn't great as there were thunderstorms circling Tampa Bay, so it was pretty empty and even though we were caught in tropical rain halfway through the day (and had to purchase some highly flattering yellow plastic ponchos) we managed to go on all the good rides twice. We were also very much entertained by the people failing to spot the "Caution! Wet zone!" signs and getting drenched from head to toe by one of the rollercoasters rushing through a pool of water.

    The main problem we encountered as tourists, which followed us throughout the holiday until we reached the metropoles, was the lack of reasonable, non-junk food available. As a result we ate a whole lot of fried food and very little vegetables - I did really miss my greens! Big detox for the next couple of weeks to get rid of all the unhealthiness. In Busch Gardens I had salmon with supposedly vegetables but I wouldn't have been surprised if someone had told me they were rubber. Other than that it was burgers, ribs and fries all round (I am a sufferer OAS, so I can't have fresh fruit and veg and thus salad!)

    In Tampa we took a brief drive to Ybor City, which is the so called Historic District. EVERYWHERE in the US has a historic district. We translated it to mean the oldest houses in that area regardless of age - ranging from antebellum dwellings to early century townhouses. Even the tiniest little villages have them and some are more impressive than others. It was fairly cute - some little shops and stuff but didn't feel like the cuddliest of areas. We did encounter a Coyote Ugly though which was hysterical but were too tired after our day rollercoasting to enjoy it much.

    Florida didn't get the chance to enjoy us for long - the next day, Saturday, we piled our cases into Red Randy and zoomed off towards Savannah. Our drive took us six hours north via Orlando and Daytona Beach, where we took a stroll along the seaside. The ultimate Spring Break spot was sooooo quiet, it was actually quite nice for the ocean-walking. And the weather, in spite of warnings on The Weather Channel, was glorious!!! The spot where we lunched was a mexican bar and all the walls and tables were adorned with comments from previous patrons, most spring-break related. Drunken students really are easily amused!!!

    The conclusion of the training contract saga...

    So, those of you who have been avid followers of my blawg will know that the most prevalent legally related (and any other related for that matter) dilemma in my life recently has been my search for a Training Contract for 2008.

    For my across-the-ponds readers, a Training Contract is a two-year "on-the-job" programme that you have to complete after Law School in order to qualify as a lawyer. No bar exams or suchlike here. You get paid, it's like a job, and the big City firms also give you money to live off during law school and pay your fees.

    Now getting one has been the bane of my life. You may remember my inspiring posts detailing my interview experiences etc earlier in the summer, rejection after rejection and other issues to boot.

    Thus I'm sure you will be relieved to read that it's all over. Whether thats a good thing, I'll leave to you to decide, but it's over. I have heard back from all the firms I have applied to apart from one. So, all the interviews I have got I have had and now there are really no more chances.

    So here is the lowdown:


  • Applications - 18

  • Downright rejections - 12

  • Assessment days - 2

  • Rejections from assessment days - 2

  • First round interviews - 4

  • Rejections after first round interview 1

  • Second round interviews - 3

  • Total rejections - 17(one haven't got back to me though)

  • Total number of Training Contracts - 1



  • Yes that is correct. You read it right. The whole saga has all been worth it. This morning, I had a second round interview at "Week of interviews Part II". It was a bit tough. I was nervous as hell as I knew it was my absolute last chance to get a TC or I would have to take a year out after Law School and apply again next year for 2009. They said they would let me know this afternoon, and by the time I got home and was getting out of my suit, shaking uncontrollably, the phone rang.

    They want me.

    Oh yes, I have been offered a training contract. I love them, they are my saviours! I really liked the firm when I went to see them before and was so excited when they offered me a second round interview. And apparently it went well! I answered the questions best I could and it seems to have worked.

    The relief is unbelievable although I am not sure it feels quite real just yet. So far all I have got is rejection after rejection so getting someone to say yes is just surreal. This means that when I walk through the Law School doors on Friday it will be with less pressure about my future and I can truly focus on the studying. I won't need to get a part-time job (although I probably still will to save up), I can afford to stay in the flat I live in now, and I will be able to keep myself in shoes.

    A BIG FAT HURRAH FOR ME!!!

    (And I will update you on my holiday soon, promise, but yesterday I was caught up in interview prep!)

    Sunday, September 24, 2006

    New York New York




    Stop press - Susie Law School has fallen in love.

    Oh yes, I have fallen in love with the gorgeous, exciting, beautiful, exhilarating and fabulous city that is New York. The Big Apple, the city that never sleeps. I am a City girl at heart, as those who know me will testify to. I love London, now I love New York.

    So what's so good about it, and what's the difference?

    First of all, everything in NYC is high. Outside of the City and Canary Wharf, a few random buildings aside, London is essentially no more than six stories high. New York, in it's essence, is sixty. Less of Manhattan than of London seems old. I love little old houses in London, random mews cottages and Victorian townhouses, whereas Manhattan is more about the size, height and opulence. Condos replace townhouses, high-rise apartment buildings replace the cottages.

    I like people. Lots of them. I like where I live because there are always people around. London has a lot of people, but they seem more concentrated to particular places. In New York, we didn't go anywhere that was even close to the exhilarating or suffocating (depending on your point of view and how much time you have to maneuvre through them) crowds of Covent Garden on a Friday night. People are everywhere but they are more evenly spaced out. In London you can turn a corner and find a completely deserted road right next to a busy area - in New York, everywhere you go there are people.

    Central Park - the only thing that comes even close to this in London is Hampstead Heath and even that is forced to cough up the dust left behind by Central Park. It's like a nature reserve in the city. It has hills, little nooks and crannies, water, so many different beautiful places to see and you can truly get lost in it. Hyde Park is nice, it has pretty features and fountains and stuff but you can still essentially tell you are in the City because it is flat and there aren't that many trees. In Central Park you could just as well be in the forest miles from civilisation. The trees rise up to dizzying heights, hiding the surrounding buildings and keeping noise far away. Despite this the most spectacular views were those from the Jackie Onassis Reservoir and the meadows where park meets architecture, and the trees complement the rising Central Park Towers and Midtown skyscrapers. Gorgeous.

    One thing we did miss in NYC though, were the men. I am forced to resign myself to the realisation that Americans do indeed work too hard - we did not see a single gorgeous Wall Street trader or high-flying lawyer so they must all be at work 24-7! Nor did we see any handsome specimen representing any other professions for that matter. This was a huge disappointment. London wins hands-down on this count. Ok, perhaps we just didn't know where to look but just walking down the street in London chances are you will bump into at least a few attractive males without really having to look. It's not hard work. In NYC specifically and USA generally, the talent was poor.

    The Shopping!!!

    Shopping in New York is out of this world. Ok, so I didn't really get started until near the end, couldn't really find anything early on in the week (ok, read that as "couldn't find anything I could afford" as I found plenty of gorgeous things outside my budget) while the other two were racking up phenomenal withdrawals on their bank accounts. Even so, I stayed within budget but am still missing a few crucial items from my autumn wardrobe.

    However I did purchase Bruiser, a hangbag that is a chihuahua - yes I know, the Legally Blonde connection was too good to resist.

    In addition I bought a hat, boots, a pair of jeans, four pairs of trousers (oops, but I needed them and they fit so nicely!), a pair of trainers, three skirts, two jumpers, a cardigan, two belts, underwear, a top and two handbags. Wow is that all? The problem is though that in spite of all these trousers and skirts I still don't have tops to wear them with, or a winter coat. Which is kinda crucial. Oh dear...

    And what else did we do?

    I will not bore you to tears with a day-to-day description of what we did, if you want one of those you can ask me. Here are the main facts:

  • Our hotel was on W 25th and Broadway, which was an excellent location as it was bang on midtown and we had easy access to a number of subway lines. The subway was air-conditioned. That was a refreshing difference, although the stations were all truly grotty! But air-con made it seem all the more bearable! The room was about the size of a postage stamp and we had some amusing moments trying to navigate three girls getting ready in it but by the end we were champs! Breakfast was horrid and we stopped having that after about a day but generally we were happy with our little room.

  • We went to see Mets play Tampa Bay Mariners on the Tuesday night. The atmosphere was excellent although our seats weren't the best in the house. We had two hot dogs each and had our photo taken for the Mets website. Everything was orange and blue and what we didn't know was that that evening's game was a decider on Mets winning the series and heading up to the World Series (admittedly they got knocked out pretty sharpish but still...). So when the win was confirmed everyone went crazy! That was a nice experience and the hot dogs weren't too bad either...

  • The first day there (Sunday) we had a stroll around Brooklyn, then headed across Brooklyn Bridge to South Street Seaport. The weather was truly glorious, sunshine all the way, glimmering skyscrapers etc. A very good start to the week. The weather was a bit more hazy when we whizzed up 86 floors to the top of the Empire State Building. Views were still amazing though, and even though we couldn't see that far aclookross we certainly saw far down! People were so tiny! I am a great lover of heights because I like to be able to see far away and that was definitely top of the list!

  • The Sex and the City tour we did on Wednesday was fantastic. Abso-fucking-lutely! (For non-fans, thats from the show) The bus took us from outside the Plaza ("Your woman's so lovely, Hubble) to the Pleasure Dome to Greenwich Village. Here we stopped to have the most AMAZING CUPCAKES IN THE WORLD!!! It was from the small bakery outside which Carrie tells Miranda she has a crush on Aidan. From there we proceeded to Carrie's apartment stoop, which although located in Greenwich Village is actually portrayed to be on E 73rd in the show. We had photos taken on the steps and everything! Although apparently the woman living across the road gets really annoyed by people turning up twice a day to have photos taken! The journey continued to Aidan's bar for Cosmopolitans and concluded back at the Plaza, with lots of clips of SATC and quiz questions and all sorts! It turns out that the park where Elizabeth Taylor got gang-banged was the park across the road from our hotel, and when Carrie ran out of the taxi to get the subway to the Stock Exchange, it was the subway we would take from the end of our street!

  • Mostly we did lots of shopping. The only other sight-seeing thing we did was Ellis Island ferry. We went to see lots of various landmarks but didn't do any museums etc. We saw Hairspray on Broadway which was excellent - a musical just had to be done! We did no real going out apart from some cocktails at the W hotel on the last night. There were generally cocktails everywhere and they were huge! Love it!

    So... in no particular order my ten best USA moments:

  • Having cocktails on the roof of the Market Pavilion Hotel in Charleston, SC
  • Riding the Gwazi rollercoaster at Busch Gardens in Tampa, FL.
  • Eating gorgeous medium rare steak at Angelo & Maxi's on 23rd and Park in NYC.
  • Strolling down the beach at Daytona, FL
  • The gorgeous four-poster beds of East Bay Inn after a balmy Southern evening and dinner in Savannah, GA.
  • Driving on the highway with the roof down and Boys of Summer playing near Jamestown, VA.
  • Catching a first glimpse of the White House from the Washington Monument, DC.
  • Looking down from the Empire State Building and listening to the sounds of NYC.
  • Getting off the subway at Shea Stadium to the lights and noise from the game in Queens, NY
  • The Manhattan skyline from the Jackie O. Reservoir.
  • Panic over everyone!!!

    You can refrain from suicide attempts and turn away from the bottle - I am back in London town and back in action to update you on my latest antics, namely my AWESOME holiday. I have a lot to write about so be patient, it will not all appear in a single post, this is just the start to calm your nerves in case you were worried about me being stabbed in the subway or suchlike.

    Currently my body thinks it is 5.30am. I have been awake since 9am yesterday (2pm GMT) and only managed half an hour's sleep on the plane (flew back overnight). So I've so far been awake for almost 21 hours and bedtime isn't for another 12. Thus, I would like to apologise in advance if my posts are ridiculous, but they may entertain you nonetheless. At this point it suffices to say that the holiday was fantastic.

    The really crap news out of the way first of all - I have NO TRAINING CONTRACT!!! I have no prospects of securing a Training Contract. Until 2009. So there. This week I will be job hunting, and Strippers-R-Us will be in line for an audition in worst-case-scenario (Mum, I know you're reading this, I wouldn't really do it DON'T WORRY!). I also missed the deadline for signing up for optional courses in Law School so have sent them a kindly email and will be ringing up tomorrow. Also I have lots of reading to get on with. Law school starts on Friday - so this week will be a busy one!

    Now I'm going to the supermarket to get food, then I will be back later to detail my holiday. So much fun!

    Wednesday, September 06, 2006

    What holiday feeling?

    Ok, today I am supposed to be packing.

    However, the annoyance of the Training Contract search is increasing daily.

    In addition to the e-mail saga and the rejection yesterday, I today found out that I've been invited to a second round at Week of Interviews Part II but it is while I am in the US.

    Now if one more person asks me if I can cancel my holiday - the answer is NO. It has cost me £2000. Coming back early would cost me another £1000+. Seriously - I'm a student. I've been saving up for this holiday for a year. I HAVEN'T GOT A SPARE £1000!!! Now if the law firm was prepared to refund my costs then yes fair enough, but somehow I dont think a transatlantic flight qualifies as "reasonable expenses".

    Perhaps I'm thinking about this all wrong. A lot of people will say "but it's your career" etc. And if it was a matter of flying back/cancelling a week in Spain fair enough, but I physically do not have the money to make this change to my plans. There is no guarantee I would get a TC anyway even if I did come back. I have paid myself sick for this trip and have been dreaming about going since I was 13. I am feeling a bit like maybe I don't deserve to get a TC because I'm not changing my plans to go to the interview - there are so many people out there who would do it at the drop of a hat. There are no words to explain how much I want to be a lawyer but I physically don't have the money or the desire to cancel this trip. I made a conscious effort not to go earlier because the firms were telling me they would interview first week of September but obviously that is not the case. Silly me.

    That is now the third application in two days that has gone tits up. I am probably just a bad person and destined to die TC-less and lonely :(

    Tuesday, September 05, 2006

    Rejections rejections...

    So the firm in my post yesterday have filled all their interview posts and helpfully made some spiteful comment about me not checking my junk mail. So that one's out.

    Also, Week of Interviews Part I have just called and said they won't be offering me a TC because apparently I "didn't show enough motivation to be a solicitor and particularly in their firm". I agree that I wasn't so keen on them so that's fine, but not showing enough motivation to be a solicitor??? OH DEAR! I've used the same reasons for all the firms I've applied to so if they feel that way chances are other firms will do too. Particularly the ones who asked me about what I think solicitors do all day.

    Still haven't heard from Week of Interviews Part II so I'm guessing that one's a rejection too. So really I only have two chances left to be offered a TC or a second round interview.

    Looks like I'll be looking again next year - Strippers R Us here I come!!!

    Monday, September 04, 2006

    Stupid technology.

    I received an email today from a law firm, wondering why I had not taken part in the online reasoning test they invited me to in early August. They presume I have withdrawn from the application process and would like to know why, and where I have accepted an offer from and why.

    (what offer, you may ask?!)

    Those of you who have been following my blawg can probably hear me screaming right about now. And yes, that banging you hear is my head against a big fat brick wall.

    Obviously I never got the email. My obsessive junk-mail-checking indicates it never arrived. I got no invite. Full stop. Now they've probably filled all their places and I have no chance. Obviously I have emailed them to explain but it's a bit too little too late. I can't believe that technology is responsible for me missing out on an interview. I mean I'm not fussy, if somewhere I applied to invites me to an assessment, I will take it!

    I can't help but think that back in the days of carrier pigeons, invites to training contract interviews had a much higher chance of arriving.

    AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

    Friday, September 01, 2006

    My week of interviews - Part III

    Today's interview - corporate giant with reputedly evil interview.

    Not so evil. They have been my number one choice since I started looking into firms, and they remain so still. Now all I need is for them to offer me a training contract.

    The questions weren't too bad, thankfully, and there were only a couple that I had issues answering, but I just don't know what they thought of me. These included "What exactly do you think we do in a typical day" and "should law firms represent unethical companies" - oh yes, that one again! Ethics are going to be my downfall!!! In terms of interview technique I think I did fine, in terms of fitting in they're probably a better judge than me. And if they think I am unethical (although I'm really very very nice and was trying to be less moralistic than last time, when it went down like a lead balloon) then that could pose a problem.

    News next week. No news from Part II yet either. Watch this space. I really like this firm and I think I did ok, but then the same happened before and I didn't get anywhere.

    Plan B is if I don't get a TC then it's definitely a sign from the Universe that I should be a barrister.

    Thursday, August 31, 2006

    My week of interviews - Part II

    Today was part two, although it doesn't really count as a proper interview. There was a presentation given by the firm, then a verbal reasoning test (that old chestnut again, I still don't feel like I could do it at ALL!) and finally a tour of the offices. The fun part is that they will let us know tomorrow if we made the second round. I would like to as I think I could do really well in the second round - it's a case study and interview - and it's a nice firm who I would like to work for.

    Tomorrow is part III - it's at big-ass corporate firm that I've been to once already (not for an interview, just an open day type thing) and I've heard that their interviews are MEGA EVIL!!! Someone got asked to debate the advantages between debt finance and equity finance, I only just about know what the difference is!

    Wednesday, August 30, 2006

    New blogger friend..

    The lovely Jet Setting Bex has started her own blog. Now, I expect you all to make her feel welcome and give her a read. She'll be detailing her travels around the world - starting with NEW YORK BABY!!!!

    Part II of my week of interviews tomorrow... toodles!

    Tuesday, August 29, 2006

    My week of interviews - Part I

    So first in four interviews coming up in the next week was today. It went well. I was confident, coherent, funny, chatty etc... but I didn't like the firm. Well thats a lie, I liked the people, they were all very nice, but I don't think they will offer as I was just not a very good fit. I think I was too corporate and wannabe high-flying for them, which is ironic as I seem to be too nice for the high-flying corporate firms! Argh!

    All the questions were "nice" questions. No evil stockmarket or current affairs rubbish, and no trick follow-up questions. So none of the questions I can expect at "Corporate Giant Firm LLP" type places.

    Now I'm off to read the paper so I can give share tips in my next interview. Bastards.

    Saturday, August 26, 2006

    Good news and bad news

    Bad news first.

    My second round interview outcome came alive yesterday with a brief but to-the-point email, aptly in my "Junk Mail" from HR informing me they were "unable to offer me a training contract". Bastards. I thought it went ok, not brilliantly, but ok. But I guess it should have gone brilliantly. I bet it was the stupid stockmarket question.

    Good news next.

    I got invited to an interview at a firm I didn't even apply to. I was going to apply but their application form had stupid questions on it so I didn't bother. However they've merged with another firm (UK training contract seekers will have no trouble establishing which two firms are in question) that I did apply to and have apparently as a result decided to give me a go.

    So next week I have an assessment day on Tuesday, an assessment day on Thursday and an interview on Friday.

    Fun and games. Seriously need one of these to offer me a job!!!

    Off to read up on the merger now - have travelling friends coming to visit shortly to plan so don't have very long. Thanks to all for comments regarding holiday - all you stateside feel free to keep the tips coming, itinerary can be found below!

    Wednesday, August 23, 2006

    Law School Update

    Today I received some information from my Law School. Nothing hugely exciting but exciting enough that I went, for an interval, into my "I'm going to Law School!!!! Woo!!!" excitable giddiness.

    I now know when all my exams are going to be and when I have to hand in all my coursework. (My first "exam" is a multiple choice test on the legal system, two weeks into the course, yikes, best get on with that reading...) I also kind of vaguely know when holidays are taking place, I know that there will either be one or three weeks off at Christmas and I know there will be a two week break around Easter with a three-week revision period in May. Furthermore, all my exams are two days apart. Bastards....

    All this information is very simple. However my poor brain having been deprived of intellectual challenges in the last couple of years has somwhat struggled to comprehend it all and it's bloody confusing. I know it isn't, I just have to train my brain a bit, but it is making me consider that perhaps in my old age I have become - if possible - more blonde!

    Monday, August 21, 2006

    Thanks to a fellow Legally Blonde...

    Elle Woods , for introducing this guy to me. I might be in love. Well lust for sure.

    Bugger...

    Ok so I had the interview. I'm going to break it down to good bits and bad bits.

    Bad bits first (cos it will make me feel better at the end):

  • I sent separate emails to both partners saying thank you and I should have sent just one, and also copied the HR director, this became apparent when one of them replied, copying the other partner and the HR director. But I'm hoping they compare notes and the other partner says I sent her an email also...


  • I knew the firm works with ID cards. I knew they would ask me about ID cards. I did not read up enough about them and when they asked me specific questions I had no idea.


  • The ethics question. Full stop. I had to ask them to explain like two parts of it to me because I had got it slightly wrong. Could have answered that SO much better, I'm pretty sure I even changed my answer half way through the question. The follow ups were what killed me - they made me feel like the original answer was wrong. And then I got worried and started talking crap.

  • I had a really good rationale for wanting to work there but somehow managed to compress it into about two sentences that said absolutely nothing of my original answer and left out all the best bits.


  • The only question I genuinely had no preparation made for was asking what three companies I would invest in in the stockmarket. I had no idea. None. Zero. Zilch. Nothing clever, no logical up and coming firms, no cool new funky targets... I completely and utterly fluffed that one up but I hope that that I still came across like I had made an informed decision, not come up with it on the spot, even if they guessed that. Or something. This is probably how I was talking too.


  • I felt like I was waffling too much. Concise answers and all that? Nah. More I thought I wasn't saying what I wanted to be saying the more I felt like I waffled which was probably not good, and am worried I didn't get across everything I wanted to.


  • Good points:

  • Both the people were nice - I didn't feel like the other firm where I was grilled to within an inch of my life. At times there was "conversation" rather than Q&A.


  • I wasn't late


  • They said they really liked my question (this could also be a bad thing) as I asked about the proposals to shorten the TC and they hadn't heard about it.


  • I think one liked me, the other not so much. Had slightly similar vibe to first firm interview by the end, as felt like I wasn't coming across in the best possible light


  • Ok thats not really finishing it on a positive... but there you go, that was my experience. They will let me know within two weeks. In other news, Gavin also had interview news, and I had two rejections from other firms waiting for me in my inbox.

    Toodles!

    Sunday, August 20, 2006

    Death by interview

    So tomorrow is round two of midsize City firm interviews. I am unprecedentedly unprepared, unless you count horror interview #1 in June when I knew nothing. I couldn't even answer questions about myself. It went something like this:

    Evil Interviewer: So what do you think about private individuals funding political parties
    Me: (making a really stupid, inadvertent face to clearly show that I had no idea what to say) Um... I guess its ok... I mean as long as its regulated and stuff
    Evil Interviewer: So how exactly would you regulate it?
    Me: Um... I guess you could have like a law or something
    Evil Interviewer: (at this point starting to look bored and stare out of the window) Well do you really think that would work?
    Me: I wish the ground would swallow me whole.

    Ok so I didn't really say that but the conversation went along this tack for a while until he evidently decided he had tortured me enough and went on to the next evil question. Obviously when I thought about it a bit more I realised that was really not my opinion at all and I later found out it had been a significant current affair in the previous weeks.

    So I've been reading the paper, watching the news and all sorts. I've also been trying very hard to prepare my "why law" answers because that is by far my weakest area. I have my stock answers to stuff now but I imagine that in a second round interview it will be more generic than going through my CV. It will be far more evil, and being with two people, far more difficult. Must remember not to show emotion to any questions. Must have opinions about current affairs. Must sound intelligent and look at people in the eye. Must have intelligent questions. Must not look nervous.

    Oh crap this is gonna suck!

    Friday, August 18, 2006

    Susie in Deed Poll Shocker

    I decided Susie Lawstudent didn't quite reflect the message I wanted to send. Therefore Susie Lawstudent has become Susie Law School.

    The reasoning behind this is that the name "Susie Lawstudent" originated from the 10 Things I Hate About You quote on Susie High School. But it didn't quite resonate and I came to the conclusion that Susie Law School is much better and has a more direct link to its origins.

    Try not to get too confused, dear readers. Still the same old stuff on the blog.

    More next week when my visitor has departed and I won't be so busy all the time :)